Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals, and perform miracles with an incompetent magician in The Procession to Calvary. This Pythonesque adventure game, developed by Joe Richardson Games Ltd, is a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.

Set in a richly detailed landscape built from hundreds of different Renaissance paintings, the game takes you on a journey to find the tyrant Heavenly Peter, who has escaped your clutches. Throughout your quest, you'll steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a talent contest, assist an inept street magician, and even have a chat with Our Lord God Almighty. The game offers a unique blend of humor, surrealism, and classical art.

With a traditional point and click interface, The Procession to Calvary allows you to interact with the world using a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory. The game features paintings by renowned artists such as Rembrandt, Botticelli, and Michelangelo, creating a consistent world that pays homage to the original works. Accompanied by a soundtrack of classical music from composers like Vivaldi, Bach, and Handel, the game immerses you in its Renaissance-inspired atmosphere.

The Procession to Calvary can be played as a standalone story, even though it is set in the same world as Four Last Things. As you progress, you'll have the option to use your sword to overcome obstacles, although the game discourages using it on people. However, if you choose to ignore the advice, you can skip puzzles by eliminating characters in your path, but be prepared for potential consequences.

Overall, The Procession to Calvary offers a delightful and absurd adventure through Renaissance art, with a mix of comedy, puzzles, and a touch of profundity. Whether you're a fan of point and click games or appreciate classical art, this game is a unique experience that will leave you entertained and intrigued.