No Time For Pants is a premium action game for PC developed by Pixel Push Inc. In this pixel art horror survival adventure, players awaken inside a mysterious scientific research facility controlled by a rogue AI. They will need to look for a way out while surviving the hostile and deadly enemies that lurk. 

Comparable to games like Dead Cells or Neon Abyss, No Time For Pants serves up non-stop, fast-paced 2D side-scrolling action where the stakes are high, and one mistake could mean death. Its procedurally generated levels also mean that no two runs will feel completely the same. 

Halk-naked normie 

In No Time For Pants, you play as Neural Organic Replicant Model, or N.O.R.M., who awakens inside a mysterious facility that is controlled by a twisted AI program. You soon realize you are not alone, and there are horrific creatures roaming the halls of the building. Scavenge for gear and resources to help defend yourself as you find a way to escape the building alive. 

The core gameplay revolves around shooting your way through enemies using a wide assortment of upgradable guns with attachments. Equip protective armor to absorb damage and pick up health packs to restore HP, and stock up on unique grenades. Shortening time and gunfire raises alert levels, which scrambles enemies to your location, so you need to balance speed and stealth to pass each stage.

Light attracts enemies to you, so you can opt to move in darkness or find night vision goggles to navigate the darkness. There are also permanent upgrades you can unlock in the form of implants that boost your core attributes and provide additional abilities. Despite all that, No Time For Pants will be a hard game with a steep difficulty curve that will challenge many players. 

Survive the pantless horrors 

Overall, No Time For Pants is a fun and humorous action horror survival game that boasts surprising depth in its gameplay. Collect gear and come up with different loadouts to help you deal with all kinds of situations and enemies, all while being half-naked. If you’re up for a challenge, check it out now and experience it for yourself. Recommended.