Prepare for the Dark Souls of crossing guard simulators.

Maim Street is an iPhone game developed by So Choice Softworks LLC. In this game, you take on the role of John Stopman, the busiest crossing guard in town. Your task is to help people safely cross the street, but be warned, there are an overwhelming number of cars on the road. You can't save everyone!

Unlock the powerful bazooka to fight back against the cars and earn prizes to customize your game. As you rescue pedestrians, you'll uncover secrets about the town. Keep an eye out for power-ups such as the mighty Air Strike or the alarming Alien Abduction.

Maim Street is not about perfection, but rather about adequacy. It rewards your efforts to save as many people as you can, even if some fatalities occur along the way.

The game features an original soundtrack, over 40 game upgrades, and a character named "Chester Buttmeat." The sound effects are brutal and the game offers in-game power-ups ranging from planting bombs to summoning demons. With over 50 unique pedestrians, each with their own stories, Maim Street provides a unique and challenging experience.

Praise for Maim Street includes comments such as "Chaos and lots of deaths, but the fun kind of death" and "A crossing guard with an impossible duty to protect innocent civilians from becoming beautiful explosions of blood and body parts." However, it's worth noting that some players find the game to be too difficult too quickly.

Please note that Maim Street is not recommended for those who are uncomfortable with confronting the frailty of human existence.