The nightmare beyond the deep Cthulhu has arrived to become your personal trainer! Cthulhu Diet is a dark-humor parody app that aims to help you with your weight-loss goals, although it may not be the most conventional approach. This iPhone app, developed by Weekend Panda LLC, offers a unique and entertaining way to track your daily calories and log your meals.

With Cthulhu Diet, you can enter your weight-loss goals, but be prepared to face the mocking of Cthulhu himself. The app allows you to keep track of your daily calories, although it humorously suggests that you are doomed either way, whether you log your calories or not. You can also log your meals, even if you've eaten an entire bag of sugar for lunch, or maybe even two bags. The app encourages honesty, even in the face of dietary indulgence.

In addition to calorie tracking, Cthulhu Diet provides life and dieting tips from Cthulhu himself. However, don't expect these tips to be helpful in any way. The app embraces its dark and comedic theme, making it an entertaining experience rather than a serious weight-loss tool. If you're looking for a unique approach to counting calories and want to have a few laughs along the way, Cthulhu Diet is worth a try. Just be prepared to face the darkness of space and time as you journey towards the heat-death of the Universe.