Baldies is a real-time strategy game that invites players to build and manage a quirky community of bald characters. The objective is to conquer the world by defeating the opposing group known as the Hairies, who are characterized by their short stature and hair. Players will engage in various strategic challenges, requiring resource management and tactical planning to outsmart their adversaries.

The gameplay involves constructing facilities, gathering resources, and training your bald characters to enhance their abilities. As players progress, they must adapt their strategies to overcome different scenarios and opponents. With its distinctive art style and humorous premise, Baldies offers an engaging experience for fans of strategy games looking for something unconventional.